He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
