so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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