i just google imaged poop.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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