Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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