Where did you get a picture of my penis
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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