So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
why do cheetos always look like penises
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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