he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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