he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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