meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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