I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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