This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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