if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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