Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
