I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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