I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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