He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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