i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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