I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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