Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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