My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
