who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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