Christians are straight up FREAKS
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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