so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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