Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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