can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Randomize
