whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
cat food counts as protein by the way
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
