it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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