y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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