he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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