I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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