with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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