So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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