I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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