just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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