Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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