I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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