she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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