nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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