you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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