I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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