So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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