I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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