i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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