Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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