You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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