im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
