when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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