Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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