This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
That accounts for only three of the penises
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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