SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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