what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
This is my gift to your gina
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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